Customer Care In 2020 : )

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Customer Care In 2020
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Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu.Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes"
from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registra tion number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic.... ... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July
1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Customer: [Faints] ........

Time to squ(s)eeze your brains !!!!

Hey guys bored of hearing normal things ... then just have a look at these abnormal facts (now when i say 'FACTS' i mean it) ....

1.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Now u know when you see someone banging their head , its not out of tension but they are on a crash course to lose some calories .... :-) .... maybe you guys should try this more often).

2.Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.(now there is a great doubt itching me .... how many years will a man who gives equal priority to both his hands will live ?)

3.The flea can jump 350 times its body length.[It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.]... (Now it has a great chance of winning gold in olympics .... :-)....)

4.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Next time when someone says flex your muscles ... just try it with your tongue ...eh?)

5.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(now you know why teachers often like coffee ... dont you? ... ;-) ...)

Have you ever wondered to have a mobile phone completely wrapped inside your palm .... if you hav'nt then take a look at this mobile ..... it is the smallest mobile in the world ........

We have seen the race for the slimmest phone with entrants from Motorola, Samsung and NEC though the war still wages on,
here we have the world's smallest phone and surely it is going to be there for quite sometime.Like a bright cherry on top of this big news day comes this tiny candy colored mobile phone - possibly the world's smallest cellphone.And although the phone looks more like a doll accessory then anything else it still manages to pack a punch.
The Xun Chi 138 is possibly the smallest handphone in the world weighing only 55 grams and 2.64 inches long.It is said to come built-in with a 1.3 megapixel camera,
a touch screen with handwriting recognition,an MP3 player and support for GPRS connections (most likely a built in web browser too).It doesn't come with a keypad,
Bluetooth, or any expansion slot.The keypad has been ditched in favor of a 260k color touchscreen LCD.

Dont expect the phone to hit the West anytime soon as the Xun Chi 138 supports only Chinese character recognition for now.But expect it to debut in Asia ......

Meeting of the greats ........

I hope u guys dont need an introduction of that kid with his dad .... n .... by the way its Rajinikanth on the right .... lol ....

NANO is it?

Atlast the much touted and hyped people's car has been released ........ Its the TATA NANO .... now you get an idea why they call it nano ..... dont you ..... :-) ..... they say that 5 can sit in it ..... (PS:It is possible only if they are like LAUREL of the LAUREL AND HARDY fame ..... if they are like HARDY then only GOD knows their plight)Lets hope that this brings a revolution in the Indian automible industry ..... Alls well but will it end well ? ..........

World Has Certainly Developed

Can anybody guess wat on earth is this huge mechanical stuff ........ (Geeks please ignore it .... cos u might already be knowing about it) It was one of the computers to hit the market The Great Huge IBM 650 .......

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The first IBM 650 was available in December of 1954

In 1956 the rental price for the CPU and power supply was $3,200/month.

The CPU was 5ft by 3ft by 6ft and weighed 1966 lbs

The power unit was 5ft by 3ft by 6ft and weighed 2972 lbs.

The system required 22 KVA

A card reader/punch was the I/O unit weighing 1295 lbs and rented for $550/month.

The probable operating ratio was 80% -- not guaranteed.

The estimated cost of spare parts was $4000/year.

The 650 could add or subtract in 1.63 mill-seconds, multiply in 12.96 ms, and divide in 16.90 ms. Speed per Gill calculation is 27.6 ms

The memory on most systems was magnetic drum with 2000 word {10 digits and sign} capacity and random access time of 2.496 ms.
For an additional $1,500/month you could add magnetic core memory of 60 words with access time of .096ms.

One neat feature about a IBM 650 program was the use of three addresses. {the 3rd for the address of the next instruction} This means you could drop your deck and as long as you got the first card in front your program would load. While at Univ of Kansas this writer figured out a way to remove one instruction from the load card. -- can't recall what it was now.

While the IBM 650 was not a super-hot machine, it did have one feature that made it sell -- Namely lots of blinking lights. With that anyone could tell something was going on. Some authors attribute the success of IBM to these blinking lights and the fact the computer used the same cards as the other unit record equipment of IBM. {Actually the output of your 650 program was punched on cards and you would take the deck over to a 402 Accounting Machine to get a print out.}